
Valentines day is fast approaching — and while I have a bit of a prejudice against commercialized holidays — I am fully for the spirit of this day: celebrating one’s belovedest. If you haven’t already schemed how to surprise your honey, you’re in luck! Food Trotter has a few suggestions of the sexiest and most romantic foods for you and yours!
Foods
Oysters — There’s something incredibly sensual about raw food and eating with your hands. Plus, these won’t make you feel sluggish or weighed down… a key to feeling sexy. If you like oysters, all the better… if not, maybe you should wait until after you become a staunch oyster lover
Figs — naturally sweet, figs are best eaten fresh, dried, or as a jam. Figs are classically linked to sexuality and romance: Cleopatra’s favourite fruit was figs and Greeks considered figs a sacred fruit associated with love. If my man took the time to stuff a dried fig with brie and wrap it in prosciutto…. wow. Another way of getting in one’s share of figs in with minimal effort is to pair some fois gras or brie with fig jam.
Avocado — once deemed a “sexy” food for it’s luscious shape, Avocados are now quantified as an aphrodisiacal food for their wealth of health benefits (beta carotene, magnesium, potassium, Vitamin E, etc.) Add to that their smooth rich texture and flavour, and you’ve got one sure fire ingredient in sexiness and romance. Avocados are best used as a garnish in salads, soups, and grilled meats, or as the base for a dip (Guacamole anyone?) or spread. For some avocado recipe suggestions, visit www.avocadorecipes.net …. there are even ideas for how to use avocados as a dessert!
Mint — Mint tea, a popular digestif, helps signal the end to a sumptious meal by giving your palate a sharp change from previously consumed savories and sweets. While there’s dissent whether or not Mint is beneficial to sexual appetite (Hippocrates believed mint diluted sperm, hindered erection, and tired one’s body; Aristotle supposedly warned Alexander the Great to disallow his soldiers to drink mint tea because it would excite their senses and distract them from battle), I personally find a hint of mint very sexy. Nothing like fresh breath to entice your honey’s kisses!
Caviar — Caviar’s high pricepoint signals opulence and luxury, and what better way to show affection to your love than with a really expensive food? Mild sarcasm aside, Cavier is chock full of vitamins and minerals, and low in calories (only 74 calories per ounce!) Caviar, due to it’s rich texture, pairs well with champagne (light fresh Blanc de Blancs are preferable to full bodied champagnes) or vodka (the dry, minimal taste means you can fully appreciate the flavour of the Caviar). Might I also mention how wonderful an aphrodisiac Alcohol is? Lowered inhibitions, hello!
Truffles — Truffles are right up there with Caviar in terms of rarity and price. They have a sensual musky scent, and are incredibly versitile, being used in anything from pastas, sauces, even popcorn! Don’t be shy and sample this if you see it on the menu!
Asparagus — famed for colouring and scenting one’s urine, Asparagus is also a sexy food. It increases circulation in the genito-urinary system, boosts vitality, and is incredibly healthy (Vitamin K, Vitamin E, Folate….) Asparagus can be prepared a variety of ways: as a soup, side, or as part of the main…. get some ideas from www.asparagusrecipes.net
Bananas — their phallic shape isn’t the only thing to spark the rumours of sexuality… they’re full of potassium, Vitamin B, and other nutrients key to staying in peak health. This fruit can be dressed up for the Valentines holiday with chocolate, whipped cream, cooked in a crepe… the possibilities are endless.
Strawberries — low-mess and succulent, nothing says sexy or romantic like a playful food you can bite, suck, and tease and tempt with. Bananas and Strawberries are both fantastic when dipped in or drizzled with….
Chocolate — let’s not forget chocolate, the most stereotypically romantic sexy food. I recommend not gifting it in a box (guys, a little help: gorging oneself on deliciousness and subsequent guilt and regret does nothing to help one feel sexy), and instead using it in a dessert of sorts. Points to the thoughtful lothario (or lady) who whips up his (or her) own creation!
Have a Sexy and Romantic Valentine’s day Food Trotters! I know I will….!










